the establishment

So, the other day, all fired up, I got a little bit dressed up and went over to ASU. Walked over, and it was hot. First, I had to stop at the MU and get directions. When I asked the charming young lady for the president's office, she was a little surprised, then gave me the directions. Very proud of myself, I walked another mile to there. Big, gleaming doors. Spacious, gleaming lobby. The occasional person was a wild jungle creature, very courteous and good looking, and purposeful. I told the beautiful lady I wanted to establish a relationship with the university (that's why I chose the president's office) as a business person ... looking to hire interns and get guidance and contacts. She said "I know just who you can talk to," disappeared into velvety offices, and soon returned with a nice printout. Link via image.